10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!