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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury