10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth