10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts