10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez