10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph