10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.