10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike