10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?