10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die