10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.