10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Never educate a stupid poker player.