10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss