10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'