10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...