10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."