10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow