10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.