10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."