10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer