10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain