10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is for loners.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown