10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Welcome to kicker school
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Poker is for fat, American losers.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"