10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."