10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz