10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- It's Free To Fold...
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament