10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.