10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.