10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker