10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow