10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --