10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth