10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.