10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.