10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.