10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.