10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "No river, no fish."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers