10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz