10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.