10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- It's Free To Fold...
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz