10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• It's Free To Fold...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo