10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob