10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.