10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.