10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery