10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth