10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.