10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• It's Free To Fold...
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon