10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT