10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fold and live to fold again
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)